Weapons fire automatically. Your work bag starts with room for 3 weapons and 3 perks and grows with your home, up to 5 weapons and 6 perks from the Mansion on (see your home), and every level-up offers a chance to add a new one or improve one you own. Weapons scale with your passive perks: damage with Noise-Cancelling Headphones, fire rate with Energy Drinks, size with the Big Monitor and so on.
| Weapon | Type | Base damage | Cooldown | Element | Evolves with | Evolution |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ๐ Stapler | Projectile | 9 | 0.62s | โ | ๐ฅค Energy Drink | ๐ฉ Nail Gun |
| โ Hot Coffee | Aura | 12 | 0.5s | ๐ฅ Fire | ๐ง Thermos | ๐ Espresso Geyser |
| โ๏ธ Paper Planes | Homing | 11 | 1.25s | โ | ๐ถ Wi-Fi Extender | ๐ฉ๏ธ Origami Squadron |
| โก Reply All | Chain lightning | 14 | 1.7s | โก Shock | ๐ฅ๏ธ Big Monitor | ๐ฃ Company-Wide Email |
| ๐ช Swivel Chairs | Orbit | 10 | 3.2s | โ | ๐๏ธ Ergonomic Cushion | ๐ช๏ธ Chair Tornado |
| โจ๏ธ Keyboard Smash | Melee arc | 18 | 1.05s | โ | ๐ง Noise-Cancelling Headphones | ๐ RGB Mayhem |
| ๐ด Rubber Band Ball | Ricochet | 12 | 1.9s | โ | ๐ Stress Ball | ๐ฃ Super Bouncy Ball |
| ๐งฏ Fire Extinguisher | Cone spray | 4 | 2.4s | โ๏ธ Ice | ๐ฌ๏ธ Air Conditioning | โ๏ธ Blizzard Protocol |
| ๐จ Sticky Notes | Mines | 24 | 1.15s | ๐ฅ Fire | ๐ผ๏ธ Motivational Poster | ๐ฅ Post-it Minefield |
| ๐ฆ Laser Pointer | Beam | 11 | 1.5s | โก Shock | ๐ Running Shoes | ๐ฏ Presentation Laser |
| ๐ Hole Punch | Shotgun | 10 | 1.3s | โ | โฐ Tape Dispenser (Lv 8) | ๐ Confetti Cannon |
| โฐ Tape Dispenser | Boomerang | 12 | 1.7s | โ | ๐ Hole Punch (Lv 8) | ๐ Confetti Cannon |
| ๐ฐ Water Cooler | Lobbed splash | 16 | 1.9s | ๐ง Water | ๐งน Mop (Lv 8) | ๐ Flood Protocol |
| ๐งน Mop | Trail | 7 | 0.45s | ๐ง Water | ๐ฐ Water Cooler (Lv 8) | ๐ Flood Protocol |
| ๐จ Desk Fan | Cone spray | 3 | 2.3s | โ | ๐๏ธ Paper Shredder (Lv 8) | ๐ Paper Tornado |
| ๐๏ธ Paper Shredder | Vortex | 6 | 4.5s | โ | ๐จ Desk Fan (Lv 8) | ๐ Paper Tornado |
| ๐ข Megaphone | Stun cone | 17 | 2.6s | โ | ๐จ๏ธ Printer Turret (Lv 8) | ๐ก Intercom Network |
| ๐จ๏ธ Printer Turret | Turret | 8 | 6s | โ | ๐ข Megaphone (Lv 8) | ๐ก Intercom Network |
Elements and status effects
Some weapons carry an element. Elements change how Workaholics react, and combining them is where builds get strong:
- ๐ฅ Fire: Sets Workaholics on fire. Burning enemies spread the fire when they drop. Water puts it out.
- ๐ง Water: Soaks Workaholics. Soaked enemies take double Shock damage and freeze harder, but cannot burn.
- โก Shock: Deals double damage to soaked Workaholics.
- โ๏ธ Ice: Slows Workaholics. Soaked enemies freeze even harder.
- ๐ง Immobilised: anything slowed by 50% or more (frozen, taped down or stunned) takes 40% more damage from every weapon.
Good combinations: the Water Cooler or Mop with Reply All or the Laser Pointer (double Shock damage); the Fire Extinguisher with the Water Cooler (soaked enemies freeze solid); the Tape Dispenser or Megaphone with anything that hits hard. Fire and Water cancel each other out, so think twice before running Hot Coffee with the Mop.
Corporate Mergers
Four of the newer weapons come in pairs. Max both weapons of a pair and the next Supply Crate merges them into one far stronger weapon, freeing up a weapon slot: ๐ Hole Punch + โฐ Tape Dispenser = ๐ Confetti Cannon; ๐ฐ Water Cooler + ๐งน Mop = ๐ Flood Protocol; ๐จ Desk Fan + ๐๏ธ Paper Shredder = ๐ Paper Tornado; ๐จ๏ธ Printer Turret + ๐ข Megaphone = ๐ก Intercom Network.
Stapler
Fires staples at the nearest Workaholic.
Hot Coffee
A scalding cloud of steam damages everyone nearby.
Paper Planes
Folded memos that home in on targets.
Reply All
Lightning that chains between coworkers.
Swivel Chairs
Office chairs orbit around you.
Keyboard Smash
Swing a keyboard in a wide arc.
Rubber Band Ball
Ricochets from enemy to enemy.
Fire Extinguisher
Sprays a freezing cone that slows enemies.
Sticky Notes
Drops explosive notes behind you.
Laser Pointer
Sweeps a piercing beam across the room.
Hole Punch
Blasts a short-range burst of paper confetti.
Tape Dispenser
Thrown tape that returns and sticks enemies in place.
Water Cooler
Lobs water jugs that splash and soak a crowd.
Mop
Leaves a slippery wet trail behind you.
Desk Fan
A powerful gust that blows the horde away.
Paper Shredder
Drops a vortex that sucks enemies in and shreds them.
Megaphone
A deafening shout that stuns everything in front of you.
Printer Turret
Deploys a printer that fires paper at nearby enemies.