PC LOAD LETTER? Not anymore. You drop a weaponised printer that rapid-fires paper at anything within range until it runs out of toner.
How to get it: Unlocked by the Performance Goal “Corner Office” (Reach level 40 in one run.).
Level-by-level stats
Values below are before your perks and home bonuses. Damage is multiplied by your damage bonus, cooldowns by your fire-rate bonus and area by your area bonus.
| Lv | Upgrade | Damage | Cooldown | Amount | Area | Speed | Duration | Fire gap (s) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Base | 8 | 6s | 1 | 1 | 18 | 8s | 0.5 |
| 2 | +3 damage | 11 | 6s | 1 | 1 | 18 | 8s | 0.5 |
| 3 | +1 printer | 11 | 6s | 2 | 1 | 18 | 8s | 0.5 |
| 4 | Fires 20% faster | 11 | 6s | 2 | 1 | 18 | 8s | 0.4 |
| 5 | Lasts +3s | 11 | 6s | 2 | 1 | 18 | 11s | 0.4 |
| 6 | +1 printer | 11 | 6s | 3 | 1 | 18 | 11s | 0.4 |
| 7 | +4 damage | 15 | 6s | 3 | 1 | 18 | 11s | 0.4 |
| 8 | Paper pierces +1, fires 20% faster | 15 | 6s | 3 | 1 | 18 | 11s | 0.32 |
Corporate Merger: 📡 Intercom Network
All-staff announcement. Deployed speaker turrets fire paper non-stop and broadcast a stunning blast to everything around them every few seconds.
Recipe: raise Printer Turret and 📢 Megaphone to level 8, then open a Supply Crate. Both weapons merge into one, freeing a weapon slot. Crates drop from Middle Managers and bosses.
Skins
Cosmetic looks for Printer Turret and its merger, from the Closet in your home.
- 🕹️ Arcade Cabinet: Insert coin to shred. ($18,000, Fixer-Upper)
Tips
Printers stay where you drop them: build a kill zone and fight around it. Corporate Merger: max it together with the Megaphone.
Good partners: 🧉 Thermos, 🙌 Intern Assistant, 🥤 Energy Drink.