DanaThe Intern
GloriaOffice Manager
PriyaIT Support
MarcusSales Rep
KevinSecurity Guard
HankThe Janitor
Mr. SterlingThe CEO| Employee | Starting weapon | Perk | How to get |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dana, The Intern | 📎 Stapler | +15% experience | Available from the start. |
| Gloria, Office Manager | ☕ Hot Coffee | +30 max HP, +0.2 HP/s | Hire for $1,500 pay from the character screen. |
| Priya, IT Support | ⚡ Reply All | Weapons fire 10% faster | Hire for $2,500 pay from the character screen. |
| Marcus, Sales Rep | ✈️ Paper Planes | +12% speed, +25% pay | Hire for $3,500 pay from the character screen. |
| Kevin, Security Guard | 🔦 Laser Pointer | +2 armor, +10 max HP | Hire for $5,000 pay from the character screen. |
| Hank, The Janitor | 🧯 Fire Extinguisher | +15% area, +50% pickup range | Unlock: Survive until 3:00 PM. |
| Mr. Sterling, The CEO | 🪑 Swivel Chairs | +20% damage, +20% luck | Unlock: Clock Out on Crunch Week. |