Gloria, Office Manager
Runs the coffee machine, the supply closet and, frankly, the entire building. Nobody touches her mug.
☕ Hot Coffee+30 max HP, +0.2 HP/s
Playstyle
The tank. Hot Coffee keeps the swarm away from your shins while extra health and regeneration forgive mistakes. Prioritise area perks and Thermos for the Espresso Geyser.
How to get Gloria
Hire for $1,500 pay from the character screen.
Starting weapon: ☕ Hot Coffee
You spilled a venti. On purpose. A ring of scalding coffee steam surrounds you and repeatedly damages any Workaholic that gets too close.
☕ Hot Coffee in numbers
| Level 1 | Level 8 | |
|---|---|---|
| Damage | 12 | 19 |
| Cooldown | 0.5s | 0.41s |
| Amount | 1 | 1 |
| Area | 2.5 | 4.32 |
Aura, 🔥 Fire. Gloria's bonus (+30 max HP, +0.2 HP/s) doesn't change the weapon itself; see below for what it does.
Gloria's bonus in numbers
- Health: 120 max HP for everyone else, 150 for Gloria, 25% more before any perks or furniture.
- Regeneration: 0.2 HP every second, 12 HP a minute. That is a full 150 HP bar's worth every 13 minutes.
Evolution path
Hot Coffee → 🌋 Espresso Geyser: max it, own 🧉 Thermos at any level, then open a Supply Crate. A huge boiling aura that erupts and heals.
Perks that pair well
- 🧉 Thermos: Weapon effects last 10% longer per level.
- 🖥️ Big Monitor: +10% weapon area per level.
- 🏋️ Gym Membership: +20 max HP per level.