Hank, The Janitor
Knows every corridor, every closet and every shortcut. Cleans up messes. All kinds.
Playstyle
A crowd-control specialist. The Fire Extinguisher slows everything it touches, the area bonus grows every weapon and the bigger pickup range keeps the stars coming.
How to get Hank
Unlock: Survive until 3:00 PM.
The goal is 😪 Afternoon Slump: Survive until 3:00 PM.
On Open Plan, by then the office has sent Workaholic, Caffeinated Sprinter, Paper Swarm, The Temp, Spam Bot, Copier Mimic, IT Ninja, Overworked Brute, Middle Manager at you, and The HR Rep and The Synergy Consultant.
Starting weapon: 🧯 Fire Extinguisher
In case of Workaholics, break glass. A blast of foam hits everything in a cone, chilling them to a crawl.
🧯 Fire Extinguisher in numbers
| Level 1 | Level 8 | Level 8, Hank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Damage | 4 | 9 | 9 |
| Cooldown | 2.4s | 1.92s | 1.92s |
| Amount | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Area | 4.2 | 5.04 | 5.8 |
Cone spray, ❄️ Ice. The last column adds Hank's own bonus; perks and your home stack on top of it.
Hank's bonus in numbers
- Pickup range: Gold Stars and coins fly in from 2.8 m for everyone else, 4.2 m for Hank.
- Area: every weapon covers 15% more ground, not just the starting one.
Evolution path
Fire Extinguisher → ❄️ Blizzard Protocol: max it, own 🌬️ Air Conditioning at any level, then open a Supply Crate. Freezes everything around you.
Perks that pair well
- 🌬️ Air Conditioning: Recover 0.3 HP per second per level.
- 🖥️ Big Monitor: +10% weapon area per level.
- 🧉 Thermos: Weapon effects last 10% longer per level.