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The HR Rep

Noon boss. Pens you in with caution tape, lobs policy memos that burst in a cross, and calls a conga line for a "quick sync". Lure her into her own tape.

The HR Rep
Appears 12:00 PMBase HP 950Contact damage 20

How to beat The HR Rep

  • Arrives at 12:00 PM. Performance Improvement Plan: caution tape rings you with one gap, marked by green posts. When the red fill reaches the edge the tape pulls tight and hurts everyone inside, coworkers included. A roll hops the tape.
  • Lure her inside before it tightens and she is tangled for 3 seconds, taking 40% more damage.
  • Policy Memos: stacks land on you and diagonally around you, then burst in red crosses. The squares between the lines are safe. Burst paper slows you for 4 seconds.
  • Quick Sync: a conga line jogs down an orange lane through your spot, then joins the crowd. Below half health the tape comes as two nested rings, the memos as five stacks and the conga as two crossing lines.

Reading the attacks: bosses only attack while they're on your screen. Before a ring of memos, the boss flashes and raises both hands for about half a second, and every ring leaves an open lane (two in the big ones): find the gap instead of running. Boss shots fade out after 16 m.

Every boss drops a Supply Crate, a pizza and a ring of Gold Stars. From noon on, a boss can also drop a Golden Crate that forges a Legendary.

Health by your level

Boss health starts at 80% of its base and adds 1.2% of the base for each of your levels, up to 134% at level 45. On Open Plan:

Your levelRegular ShiftCrunch Week
17711,389
159311,676
301,1021,984
45+1,2732,291

Contact damage: 20 on Regular Shift, 28 on Crunch Week, before your armor.