Cross-cut, confidential, ravenous. The shredder opens a whirling vortex in the middle of a crowd and drags everyone nearby into the blades.
How to get it: Unlocked by the Performance Goal “Unpaid Overtime” (Survive 5 minutes of Overtime.).
Level-by-level stats
Values below are before your perks and home bonuses. Damage is multiplied by your damage bonus, cooldowns by your fire-rate bonus and area by your area bonus.
| Lv | Upgrade | Damage | Cooldown | Amount | Area | Speed | Duration | Tick (s) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Base | 6 | 4.5s | 1 | 2.6 | 3.5 | 2.5s | 0.3 |
| 2 | +3 damage | 9 | 4.5s | 1 | 2.6 | 3.5 | 2.5s | 0.3 |
| 3 | +20% radius | 9 | 4.5s | 1 | 3.12 | 3.5 | 2.5s | 0.3 |
| 4 | +1s duration | 9 | 4.5s | 1 | 3.12 | 3.5 | 3.5s | 0.3 |
| 5 | +1 vortex | 9 | 4.5s | 2 | 3.12 | 3.5 | 3.5s | 0.3 |
| 6 | +4 damage | 13 | 4.5s | 2 | 3.12 | 3.5 | 3.5s | 0.3 |
| 7 | Cooldown -20% | 13 | 3.6s | 2 | 3.12 | 3.5 | 3.5s | 0.3 |
| 8 | +1 vortex, +20% radius | 13 | 3.6s | 3 | 3.74 | 3.5 | 3.5s | 0.3 |
Corporate Merger: 🌀 Paper Tornado
The fan and the shredder got together and made a weather event. A permanent tornado of shredded paper roams around you, hoovering up the horde.
Recipe: raise Paper Shredder and 💨 Desk Fan to level 8, then open a Supply Crate. Both weapons merge into one, freeing a weapon slot. Crates drop from Middle Managers and bosses.
Skins
Cosmetic looks for Paper Shredder and its merger, from the Closet in your home.
- 🕳️ Black Hole: nothing escapes the shredder. (earned: deal 500,000 damage with Paper Shredder)
Tips
Bunches the horde up for area weapons like Hot Coffee, Sticky Notes and the Water Cooler. Corporate Merger: max it together with the Desk Fan.
Good partners: 🖥️ Big Monitor, 🧉 Thermos, 🥤 Energy Drink.