Somebody finally found a use for the broken swivel chairs. They spin around you in a protective orbit, smacking anyone in the way.
How to get it: Unlocked by the Performance Goal “Lunch Is Served” (Survive until 12:00 PM.). It is the starting weapon of Mr. Sterling, The CEO.
Level-by-level stats
Values below are before your perks and home bonuses. Damage is multiplied by your damage bonus, cooldowns by your fire-rate bonus and area by your area bonus.
| Lv | Upgrade | Damage | Cooldown | Amount | Area | Speed | Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Base | 10 | 3.2s | 2 | 2.3 | 3.2 | 3s |
| 2 | +1 chair | 10 | 3.2s | 3 | 2.3 | 3.2 | 3s |
| 3 | +20% orbit size | 10 | 3.2s | 3 | 2.76 | 3.2 | 3s |
| 4 | +5 damage | 15 | 3.2s | 3 | 2.76 | 3.2 | 3s |
| 5 | +1 chair | 15 | 3.2s | 4 | 2.76 | 3.2 | 3s |
| 6 | +1s spin time | 15 | 3.2s | 4 | 2.76 | 3.2 | 4s |
| 7 | +25% spin speed | 15 | 3.2s | 4 | 2.76 | 4 | 4s |
| 8 | +1 chair, +5 damage | 20 | 3.2s | 5 | 2.76 | 4 | 4s |
Evolution: 🌪️ Chair Tornado
The whole furniture department joins the orbit. A never-ending tornado of chairs protects you from all sides.
Recipe: raise Swivel Chairs to level 8, own 🛋️ Ergonomic Cushion (any level), then open a Supply Crate. Crates drop from Middle Managers and bosses.
Skins
Cosmetic looks for Swivel Chairs and its evolution, from the Closet in your home.
- 🪚 Saw Blades: the chairs were never the point. (earned: deal 500,000 damage with Swivel Chairs)
- 🎮 Gaming Thrones: RGB lumbar support. ($12,000, Fixer-Upper)
Tips
Huge knockback keeps you safe while kiting. Duration items keep them spinning longer.
Good partners: 🛋️ Ergonomic Cushion, 🧉 Thermos, 🖥️ Big Monitor.