Somebody has to change the bottle. You throw it instead. Jugs arc over the horde and burst, soaking everyone nearby.
How to get it: Unlocked by the Performance Goal “Promotion” (Reach level 20 in one run.).
Level-by-level stats
Values below are before your perks and home bonuses. Damage is multiplied by your damage bonus, cooldowns by your fire-rate bonus and area by your area bonus.
| Lv | Upgrade | Damage | Cooldown | Amount | Area | Speed | Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Base | 16 | 1.9s | 1 | 2.2 | 12 | 0.8s |
| 2 | +1 jug | 16 | 1.9s | 2 | 2.2 | 12 | 0.8s |
| 3 | +6 damage | 22 | 1.9s | 2 | 2.2 | 12 | 0.8s |
| 4 | +20% splash | 22 | 1.9s | 2 | 2.64 | 12 | 0.8s |
| 5 | +1 jug | 22 | 1.9s | 3 | 2.64 | 12 | 0.8s |
| 6 | +8 damage | 30 | 1.9s | 3 | 2.64 | 12 | 0.8s |
| 7 | Cooldown -20% | 30 | 1.52s | 3 | 2.64 | 12 | 0.8s |
| 8 | +1 jug, +20% splash | 30 | 1.52s | 4 | 3.17 | 12 | 0.8s |
Corporate Merger: 🌊 Flood Protocol
The sprinklers, the coolers and the mop bucket, all at once. Waves roll outward, shoving and soaking everything, and the floor behind you stays flooded.
Recipe: raise Water Cooler and 🧹 Mop to level 8, then open a Supply Crate. Both weapons merge into one, freeing a weapon slot. Crates drop from Middle Managers and bosses.
Element: 💧 Water
Soaks Workaholics. Soaked enemies take double Shock damage and freeze harder, but cannot burn.
Skins
Cosmetic looks for Water Cooler and its merger, from the Closet in your home.
- 🟩 Slime Cooler: Do not drink. ($12,000, Fixer-Upper)
Tips
Soaked Workaholics take double damage from Shock weapons (Reply All, Laser Pointer). Water also puts out fire. Corporate Merger: max it together with the Mop.
Good partners: 🖥️ Big Monitor, 🙌 Intern Assistant, 🥤 Energy Drink.