Caution: wet floor. You mop as you run, leaving puddles that soak, slow and slowly wear down anyone chasing you.
How to get it: Unlocked by the Performance Goal “Upskilled” (Evolve a weapon.).
Level-by-level stats
Values below are before your perks and home bonuses. Damage is multiplied by your damage bonus, cooldowns by your fire-rate bonus and area by your area bonus.
| Lv | Upgrade | Damage | Cooldown | Amount | Area | Speed | Duration | Slow |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Base | 7 | 0.45s | 1 | 1.1 | 0 | 4s | 0.25 |
| 2 | +3 damage | 10 | 0.45s | 1 | 1.1 | 0 | 4s | 0.25 |
| 3 | +20% puddle size | 10 | 0.45s | 1 | 1.32 | 0 | 4s | 0.25 |
| 4 | Puddles last +1.5s | 10 | 0.45s | 1 | 1.32 | 0 | 5.5s | 0.25 |
| 5 | Slow +10% | 10 | 0.45s | 1 | 1.32 | 0 | 5.5s | 0.35 |
| 6 | +4 damage | 14 | 0.45s | 1 | 1.32 | 0 | 5.5s | 0.35 |
| 7 | +20% puddle size | 14 | 0.45s | 1 | 1.58 | 0 | 5.5s | 0.35 |
| 8 | Puddles hit 25% faster | 14 | 0.34s | 1 | 1.58 | 0 | 5.5s | 0.35 |
Corporate Merger: 🌊 Flood Protocol
The sprinklers, the coolers and the mop bucket, all at once. Waves roll outward, shoving and soaking everything, and the floor behind you stays flooded.
Recipe: raise Mop and 🚰 Water Cooler to level 8, then open a Supply Crate. Both weapons merge into one, freeing a weapon slot. Crates drop from Middle Managers and bosses.
Element: 💧 Water
Soaks Workaholics. Soaked enemies take double Shock damage and freeze harder, but cannot burn.
Skins
Cosmetic looks for Mop and its merger, from the Closet in your home.
- 🧪 Slime Mop: Leaves a glowing green trail. ($9,000, Fixer-Upper)
Tips
Kite in loops so the horde walks through your trail. Corporate Merger: max it together with the Water Cooler.
Good partners: 👟 Running Shoes, 🖥️ Big Monitor, 🧉 Thermos.