For when the presentation really needs to land. A searing laser sweeps across the office, cutting through every Workaholic in its path.
How to get it: Unlocked by the Performance Goal “Synergy Unsubscribed” (Defeat The Synergy Consultant.). It is the starting weapon of Kevin, Security Guard.
Level-by-level stats
Values below are before your perks and home bonuses. Damage is multiplied by your damage bonus, cooldowns by your fire-rate bonus and area by your area bonus.
| Lv | Upgrade | Damage | Cooldown | Amount | Area | Speed | Duration | Tick (s) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Base | 11 | 1.5s | 1 | 9.5 | 2 | 1.1s | 0.08 |
| 2 | +3 damage | 14 | 1.5s | 1 | 9.5 | 2 | 1.1s | 0.08 |
| 3 | +20% length | 14 | 1.5s | 1 | 11.4 | 2 | 1.1s | 0.08 |
| 4 | +0.3s sweep | 14 | 1.5s | 1 | 11.4 | 2 | 1.4s | 0.08 |
| 5 | +1 beam | 14 | 1.5s | 2 | 11.4 | 2 | 1.4s | 0.08 |
| 6 | +4 damage | 18 | 1.5s | 2 | 11.4 | 2 | 1.4s | 0.08 |
| 7 | Cooldown -20% | 18 | 1.2s | 2 | 11.4 | 2 | 1.4s | 0.08 |
| 8 | +1 beam, +3 damage | 21 | 1.2s | 3 | 11.4 | 2 | 1.4s | 0.08 |
Evolution: 🎯 Presentation Laser
Next slide, please. Three enormous lasers rotate around you continuously, slicing through the entire floor.
Recipe: raise Laser Pointer to level 8, own 👟 Running Shoes (any level), then open a Supply Crate. Crates drop from Middle Managers and bosses.
Element: ⚡ Shock
Deals double damage to soaked Workaholics.
Skins
Cosmetic looks for Laser Pointer and its evolution, from the Closet in your home.
- 🟢 Plasma Beam: Science has gone too far. ($12,000, Fixer-Upper)
- 🎉 Party Laser: Now with a disco mode. ($30,000, Suburban Home)
Tips
Long reach and infinite pierce: perfect for thinning out the edges of the horde.
Good partners: 👟 Running Shoes, 🖥️ Big Monitor, 🎧 Noise-Cancelling Headphones.