Two holes, zero mercy. Every punch sprays a fan of razor-sharp confetti at whoever is closest. Devastating up close, useless across the room.
How to get it: Unlocked by the Performance Goal “First Day Jitters” (Finish your first run.).
Level-by-level stats
Values below are before your perks and home bonuses. Damage is multiplied by your damage bonus, cooldowns by your fire-rate bonus and area by your area bonus.
| Lv | Upgrade | Damage | Cooldown | Amount | Area | Speed | Duration | Spread (rad) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Base | 10 | 1.3s | 5 | 1 | 20 | 0.3s | 0.9 |
| 2 | +2 pellets | 10 | 1.3s | 7 | 1 | 20 | 0.3s | 0.9 |
| 3 | +4 damage | 14 | 1.3s | 7 | 1 | 20 | 0.3s | 0.9 |
| 4 | +25% range | 14 | 1.3s | 7 | 1 | 20 | 0.38s | 0.9 |
| 5 | +2 pellets | 14 | 1.3s | 9 | 1 | 20 | 0.38s | 0.9 |
| 6 | Pellets pierce +1 | 14 | 1.3s | 9 | 1 | 20 | 0.38s | 0.9 |
| 7 | +5 damage | 19 | 1.3s | 9 | 1 | 20 | 0.38s | 0.9 |
| 8 | Cooldown -20% | 19 | 1.04s | 9 | 1 | 20 | 0.38s | 0.9 |
Corporate Merger: 🎉 Confetti Cannon
Congratulations on your promotion! A cannon blast of taped-up confetti flies out, pierces everything, sticks it in place and comes back for more.
Recipe: raise Hole Punch and ➰ Tape Dispenser to level 8, then open a Supply Crate. Both weapons merge into one, freeing a weapon slot. Crates drop from Middle Managers and bosses.
Skins
Cosmetic looks for Hole Punch and its merger, from the Closet in your home.
- ✨ Gold Confetti: Celebrate every kill. ($10,000, Fixer-Upper)
Tips
Stand your ground and let them come. Corporate Merger: max it together with the Tape Dispenser.
Good partners: 🎧 Noise-Cancelling Headphones, 🙌 Intern Assistant, 🏋️ Gym Membership.