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The Closet: Clothes and Weapon Skins

Dress for the job you want. Then stapler it.

Clothes change how your employee looks in every shift, at home and on your score card. Each piece has Style, and Style adds pay: up to +20% with 250 Style. Auras leave a trail behind you while you work. Fancier labels unlock with fancier homes.

๐Ÿงข Hats

ItemNeedsPriceStyle
๐Ÿงถ Red BeanieParents' Basement$60+2
๐Ÿงถ Blue BeanieParents' Basement$60+2
๐Ÿงถ Yellow BeanieParents' Basement$60+2
๐Ÿงข Black CapStudio Apartment$250+5
๐Ÿงข Red CapStudio Apartment$250+5
๐ŸŽง Studio HeadphonesFixer-Upper$3,000+18
๐Ÿ‘‘ CrownPrivate Island$200,000+100

๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ Glasses

ItemNeedsPriceStyle
๐Ÿค“ Nerd GlassesParents' Basement$50+2
๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ SunglassesStudio Apartment$400+8
๐Ÿ˜Ž Gold AviatorsMansion$20,000+40

๐Ÿ‘• Tops

ItemNeedsPriceStyle
๐Ÿ‘• Purple TeeParents' Basement$120+3
๐Ÿ‘• Red TeeParents' Basement$120+3
๐ŸŽฎ Gamer TeeParents' Basement$150+4
๐Ÿ‘• Teal PoloParents' Basement$200+4
๐Ÿ–ค Black TeeStudio Apartment$300+6
๐Ÿฉท Pink TeeStudio Apartment$450+7
๐Ÿ‘” Oxford ShirtStudio Apartment$900+10
๐Ÿช“ Lumberjack FlannelStudio Apartment$1,200+12
๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ Black SuitFixer-Upper$6,000+25
๐Ÿค  Leather VestFixer-Upper$2,500+16
๐Ÿงญ Adventure OverallsFixer-Upper$3,000+18
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Security UniformFixer-Upper$4,000+20
โš“ Captain's JacketSuburban Home$8,000+28
๐Ÿฅท Ninja GiSuburban Home$12,000+32
๐Ÿ’ผ Navy SuitSuburban Home$15,000+38
๐Ÿคต White TuxedoMansion$45,000+60
๐Ÿฅ‡ Gold SuitPrivate Island$150,000+100

๐Ÿ‘– Bottoms

ItemNeedsPriceStyle
๐Ÿฉณ JortsParents' Basement$80+2
๐Ÿ‘– JeansParents' Basement$150+3
๐Ÿ‘– Light JeansStudio Apartment$400+6
๐Ÿช– Cargo PantsStudio Apartment$500+6
๐ŸŒฟ Camo PantsFixer-Upper$1,500+12
๐Ÿ‘– Navy SlacksFixer-Upper$2,000+14
๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ Suit TrousersFixer-Upper$3,000+18
๐Ÿฅท Ninja PantsSuburban Home$6,000+22
๐Ÿค White TrousersMansion$30,000+45
๐Ÿฅ‡ Gold TrousersPrivate Island$90,000+70

๐Ÿ‘Ÿ Shoes

ItemNeedsPriceStyle
๐Ÿฅพ Work BootsParents' Basement$100+2
๐Ÿ‘ž Dress ShoesStudio Apartment$600+8
๐Ÿ‘Ÿ Fresh SneakersFixer-Upper$2,500+15
๐Ÿ‘  Red BottomsMansion$25,000+40
๐Ÿฅ‡ Gold KicksPrivate Island$60,000+60

๐Ÿ“ฟ Extras

ItemNeedsPriceStyle
๐Ÿ‘” Red TieStudio Apartment$300+6
๐Ÿ“ฟ Gold ChainSuburban Home$10,000+35

โœจ Auras

ItemNeedsPriceStyle
โœจ Sparkle TrailFixer-Upper$5,000+20
๐Ÿ’– Heart TrailFixer-Upper$5,000+20
๐Ÿ’ธ Money RainMansion$50,000+60
๐Ÿ”ฅ Flame WalkPrivate Island$120,000+80

Weapon skins

29 cosmetic looks across 18 weapons. A skin also changes the weapon's evolution or merger. Most are bought in the Closet; mastery skins are earned by dealing 500,000 lifetime damage with that weapon. Skins are purely cosmetic.

WeaponSkinHow to get it
๐Ÿ“Ž Stapler๐Ÿฅ‡ Golden Staples
Every staple is 24 carat.
$8,000, Studio Apartment
๐Ÿ“Ž Stapler๐Ÿ’— Neon Staples
Glow-in-the-dark office supplies.
$15,000, Fixer-Upper
โ˜• Hot Coffee๐ŸŒ‹ Lava Pool
Extra hot. Like, molten.
$12,000, Fixer-Upper
โ˜• Hot Coffee๐Ÿต Matcha Cloud
Ceremonial grade.
$6,000, Studio Apartment
โ˜• Hot Coffee๐ŸŒŒ Galaxy Brew
a swirling nebula of caffeine.
Earned: deal 500,000 damage with Hot Coffee
โœˆ๏ธ Paper Planesโœˆ๏ธ Fighter Jets
the memos have air superiority.
Earned: deal 500,000 damage with Paper Planes
โœˆ๏ธ Paper Planes๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Paper Cranes
A thousand cranes, all angry.
$9,000, Studio Apartment
โšก Reply All๐ŸŸฃ Purple Storm
The thread goes violet.
$10,000, Studio Apartment
โšก Reply All๐ŸŒˆ Rainbow Lightning
Everyone is ccโ€™d. Fabulously.
$40,000, Suburban Home
๐Ÿช‘ Swivel Chairs๐Ÿชš Saw Blades
the chairs were never the point.
Earned: deal 500,000 damage with Swivel Chairs
๐Ÿช‘ Swivel Chairs๐ŸŽฎ Gaming Thrones
RGB lumbar support.
$12,000, Fixer-Upper
โŒจ๏ธ Keyboard Smash๐ŸŽธ Electric Guitar
smash it like a rock star.
Earned: deal 500,000 damage with Keyboard Smash
โŒจ๏ธ Keyboard SmashโŒจ๏ธ RGB Mechanical
Clicky. Colourful. Lethal.
$10,000, Studio Apartment
๐Ÿ”ด Rubber Band Ball๐Ÿชฉ Disco Ball
Saturday night, every night.
$20,000, Fixer-Upper
๐Ÿ”ด Rubber Band Ball๐ŸŽณ Bowling Ball
Strikes guaranteed.
$8,000, Studio Apartment
๐Ÿงฏ Fire Extinguisher๐ŸงŠ Liquid Nitrogen
Colder. Bluer. Smokier.
$9,000, Studio Apartment
๐ŸŸจ Sticky Notes๐Ÿ’ฃ Landmines
Reminder: watch your step.
$15,000, Fixer-Upper
๐ŸŸจ Sticky Notes๐ŸŽŠ Party Poppers
Surprise!
$7,000, Studio Apartment
๐Ÿ”ฆ Laser Pointer๐ŸŸข Plasma Beam
Science has gone too far.
$12,000, Fixer-Upper
๐Ÿ”ฆ Laser Pointer๐ŸŽ‰ Party Laser
Now with a disco mode.
$30,000, Suburban Home
๐ŸŽŠ Hole Punchโœจ Gold Confetti
Celebrate every kill.
$10,000, Fixer-Upper
โžฐ Tape Dispenser๐Ÿฉถ Duct Tape
Fixes everything, including coworkers.
$5,000, Studio Apartment
โžฐ Tape Dispenser๐Ÿšง Caution Tape
Do not cross.
$9,000, Fixer-Upper
๐Ÿšฐ Water Cooler๐ŸŸฉ Slime Cooler
Do not drink.
$12,000, Fixer-Upper
๐Ÿงน Mop๐Ÿงช Slime Mop
Leaves a glowing green trail.
$9,000, Fixer-Upper
๐Ÿ’จ Desk Fan๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ Jet Engine
Setting: afterburner.
$14,000, Fixer-Upper
๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Paper Shredder๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Black Hole
nothing escapes the shredder.
Earned: deal 500,000 damage with Paper Shredder
๐Ÿ“ข Megaphone๐Ÿ“ฏ Air Horn
BWAAAP.
$8,000, Fixer-Upper
๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ Printer Turret๐Ÿ•น๏ธ Arcade Cabinet
Insert coin to shred.
$18,000, Fixer-Upper