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Version 1.5: Performance Review

Version 1.5 · Performance Review · 2026-10-26

All three bosses are rebuilt with new moves. Every attack is marked on the floor before it lands, and every one can be dodged on foot.

  • The HR Rep now rides her Help Desk. Her Performance Improvement Plan pens you in with caution tape: leave by the green gap before it pulls tight. Policy Memos burst in red crosses and leave paper that slows you, and Quick Sync sends a conga line down a lane that then joins the crowd. Lure her into her own tape and she is tangled for 3 seconds.
  • The Synergy Consultant hovers in on his podium. His interns orbit him on live Synergy links (take them all out in time and he is stunned), his buzzwords fly out and circle back, his charge turns once toward you (bait it into a desk and he crashes), and he dives under the carpet to come up beneath you. Below half health, Paradigm Shift splits the room in two.
  • The Regional Manager now fights you one on one. At 5 PM everyone goes home, the desks are cleared and he drops in piloting the EXEC-MECH: eleven attacks to learn, rockets that leave burning craters, a meltdown at half health, Yes-Men after it, and a final stretch where he layers attacks you can dodge together.
  • Bosses hit the crowd too: their attacks hurt the horde, and what they kill drops experience as usual. Bait them into it.
  • Clearer warnings: attack markings are now solid on the floor, so they read on any carpet in any light.

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