| Goal | Requirement | Reward |
|---|---|---|
| 📅 First Day Jitters | Finish your first run. | Unlocks Hole Punch |
| ☕ Coffee Break | Survive until 11:00 AM. | Unlocks Sticky Notes |
| 🥪 Lunch Is Served | Survive until 12:00 PM. | Unlocks Swivel Chairs |
| 📋 Filed a Complaint | Defeat The HR Rep. | Unlocks Fire Extinguisher |
| 😪 Afternoon Slump | Survive until 3:00 PM. | Unlocks Hank |
| 📉 Synergy Unsubscribed | Defeat The Synergy Consultant. | Unlocks Laser Pointer |
| 🕔 Clocked Out | Defeat the 5 PM boss and Clock Out. | Unlocks Crunch Week difficulty + $300 |
| 🏆 Employee of the Month | Clock Out on the Crunch Week difficulty. | Unlocks Mr. Sterling |
| 🖥️ System Shutdown | Clock Out in the Server Room. | $400 |
| 🦉 Night Owl | Survive until midnight in Overtime. | $400 |
| 👹 3 AM Club | Defeat The Nightmare Manager. | $800 |
| 🌙 Unpaid Overtime | Survive 5 minutes of Overtime. | Unlocks Paper Shredder |
| 📥 Inbox Zero | Defeat 500 Workaholics in one run. | Unlocks Desk Fan |
| 📤 Mass Layoffs | Defeat 1,500 Workaholics in one run. | Unlocks Megaphone |
| 🧮 Headcount Reduction | Defeat 5,000 Workaholics in total. | $300 |
| 🏢 Restructuring | Defeat 25,000 Workaholics in total. | $500 |
| 📈 Promotion | Reach level 20 in one run. | Unlocks Water Cooler |
| 🪟 Corner Office | Reach level 40 in one run. | Unlocks Printer Turret |
| 🧬 Upskilled | Evolve a weapon. | Unlocks Mop |
| 🦾 Digital Transformation | Discover 5 different evolutions. | $500 |
| 🌟 Fully Synergized | Discover all 14 evolutions and Corporate Mergers. | $800 |
| 🔨 Facilities Ticket | Break 25 office props in one run. | Unlocks Tape Dispenser |
| 🛡️ Untouchable | Reach 12:00 PM without taking damage. | $300 |
| 👔 Hostile Takeover | Defeat all three bosses in one run. | $400 |
| 🗓️ Clocking In | Complete a Daily Shift. | $100 |
| ✅ Perfect Attendance | Complete 7 Daily Shifts. | $400 |
| 🗂️ Career Track | Play 25 runs. | $400 |
Career ranks
Your title in the lobby depends on how many goals you have completed:
- Intern: 0+ goals
- Associate: 3+ goals
- Senior Associate: 6+ goals
- Team Lead: 9+ goals
- Manager: 12+ goals
- Director: 15+ goals
- Vice President: 18+ goals
- C-Suite: 21+ goals
- Chairman of the Board: 24+ goals